User blog:A Wikia Contributor 9337/stories

Once upon a time... There was a fucking retard. He was a huge ass scrub in SAS 4. One day, He looted a steel. Popped it open, and inside revealed a.. A (shitty ass) Striker! :o 1*** with Race Modded, Skelly, and Bio. The 6 years old kid then used it in combat. He was amazed by it. Even though he had a [BLACK] Trident. 10***. He didn't like it. Sold it. The kid loved his shitty Striker. He asked for its hand in marriage. The kid knew guns can't talk, so he took advantage of this situation. They got married. And then he drew a portrait of his wife. With his artistic 6 years old skills, and crayon, he drew a fucking ugly picture of his Striker. He proceeded to fuck the Striker. Which is why it fires giant white shots. And they had a child. T7. One day, while the two were having sex, Sky pulled the trigger by accident. The end. Some legends say, Sky doesn't have a dick....

Once upon a time... There was a kid who thinks he's fucking superior than everyone else. He was also 1200% religious. He talks about miracles, and prays to Jesus every second of his life. And also made a blog to replace swears with "bless". This fuckboy's name was Geacchene McDonalds. Or whatever. Grac, for short. He boasted how elite his heavy. How it was all op for its levels. He didn't like competitors, or facing the truth. One day, he was on a blog, bragging about his heavy. As usual. Then this badass player came along. Grac shitted in his pants. And Grac called him a haxor. teh end.

There was a Super Elite Player. He was so "intelligent", that Donald Trump made more sense than him. He then came to the chat. And failed to troll. He was kicked in the ass for being so retard. He said that a Hornet needs Piercing. Later he started global vandalism. Some guy reported him to VSTF. He didnt know what VSTF was. Then he got a global ban. PS, he also was butthurtaf.

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